March 9, 2006

  • WARNING:  HEAVY SARCASM AND ANGER FOLLOWING!!

    How to get the woman of your dreams (or psychotic fantasies) in South Dakota:

    With the new bill signed into law outlawing all abortion in South
    Dakota, including cases of rape and incest, it occurred to me that
    there is now a method to get any woman of your dreams or psychotic
    fantasies in South Dakota.  Suppose  one can't stop
    obsessing over Miss South Dakota or even that hot wife of the
    Governor.  Just rape her.  She will have to have your
    child.  The average  time served for rape is about 5
    years.  Sure, you'll miss out on the child's early years but
    really, who can remember their 4th birthday? One may even be able to do
    less time, especially with a confession.  Of course she
    would never marry you, especially if she's already married, but there
    will always be that child that will tie you  together, and there
    will be many cherished moments planning pre-schools (assuming you're
    out by then), holiday sharing schedules, college and marriage.

    Way to go South Dakota!  It usually takes a more back-water, hilljack state to come up with something like this.

    Now on a serious note:  If you think this law is asinine and
    completely ignores the rights of women, I urge you to join in the email
    and letter writing campaign letting South Dakota know that you'll be
    steering clear of their state for any tourism activity.  Of course
    the abortion opponents say they're going go to show support.  Hope
    none of them get raped.

    The addresses and phone numbers below were obtained at the DailyKos blog.

    Department of Tourism and State Development
    711 East Wells Avenue
    Pierre, SD 57501-3369
    (605) 773-3256, fax

    Economic Development
    (605) 773-5032, phone
    www.sdgreatprofits.com

    Tourism
    (605) 773-3301, phone
    www.TravelSD.com

    South Dakota Arts Council
    800 Governor's Drive
    Pierre, SD 57501-2294
    (605) 773-3131, phone
    www.state.sd.us/deca/sdarts/

    State Historical Society
    900 Governor's Drive
    Pierre, SD 57501-2217
    (605) 773-3458, phone
    www.sdhistory.org

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