March 9, 2006
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WARNING: HEAVY SARCASM AND ANGER FOLLOWING!!
How to get the woman of your dreams (or psychotic fantasies) in South Dakota:
With the new bill signed into law outlawing all abortion in South
Dakota, including cases of rape and incest, it occurred to me that
there is now a method to get any woman of your dreams or psychotic
fantasies in South Dakota. Suppose one can't stop
obsessing over Miss South Dakota or even that hot wife of the
Governor. Just rape her. She will have to have your
child. The average time served for rape is about 5
years. Sure, you'll miss out on the child's early years but
really, who can remember their 4th birthday? One may even be able to do
less time, especially with a confession. Of course she
would never marry you, especially if she's already married, but there
will always be that child that will tie you together, and there
will be many cherished moments planning pre-schools (assuming you're
out by then), holiday sharing schedules, college and marriage.Way to go South Dakota! It usually takes a more back-water, hilljack state to come up with something like this.
Now on a serious note: If you think this law is asinine and
completely ignores the rights of women, I urge you to join in the email
and letter writing campaign letting South Dakota know that you'll be
steering clear of their state for any tourism activity. Of course
the abortion opponents say they're going go to show support. Hope
none of them get raped.The addresses and phone numbers below were obtained at the DailyKos blog.
Department of Tourism and State Development
711 East Wells Avenue
Pierre, SD 57501-3369
(605) 773-3256, faxEconomic Development
(605) 773-5032, phone
www.sdgreatprofits.comTourism
(605) 773-3301, phone
www.TravelSD.comSouth Dakota Arts Council
800 Governor's Drive
Pierre, SD 57501-2294
(605) 773-3131, phone
www.state.sd.us/deca/sdarts/State Historical Society
900 Governor's Drive
Pierre, SD 57501-2217
(605) 773-3458, phone
www.sdhistory.org
Comments (7)
I'm with you, Bob: this is absolutely asinine. Thank you so much for the contact info; I'll be making good use of them ASAP.
This is just scary.
INSANE! thanks for posting
Thanks for that info!
GO TEAM AMERICA
Craziness! How absurd does it have to get before things start becoming sane again? Hi - by the way - how've you been?
thanks. i feel, sadly, that i've almost reached the point where i'm so angry about this issue that i want to pretend it doesn't exist. i'm just glad i'm not a woman of south dakota.
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