A picture similar to the one below ran in our newspaper with the story about the decline in cancer rates.

I thought the caption should read: "The doctor says with the help of this I should be able to tell my ass from a hole in the ground."
Other caption possibilities are solicited.
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"so thats my brain huh, I thought it would look smaller"
That looks like one of the "staged" pictures my boss always has taken. He has no idea how any of the equipment works in the lab.
The caption could be: "What constellation did you say this was?"
Pretty ballsy to take credit for the decline in cancer cases after consistently cutting funding to research.
"Oooh! Pretty! Shiny!"
nice to see you back bob!
We should only be so lucky!
"I never knew my brain and my wang were the same size!"
he still needs two hands and a map to tell his ass from a hole in the ground from the hole in his head.
i figured out its useless by preaching to the choir. What I don't get is how some self-righteous pricks could even think that by attacking individual servicemembers would somehow make themselves more "moral" or "right" and blindly cast judgement on the things they don't understand. Thats an indicator of the decline of civilized society. And it seems there's really nothing we can do but pity them for not knowing better.
"See, I have a legacy!"
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